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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Dick's Missus Knows How to Please

Even more fun than making Lynne Cheney eat her words is scanning the hilarious reviews of her tedious lesbian novel at amazon.com, where a first edition copy went up for auction this week. Here's one submitted by Texan "Pulp Friction Reader," "Karen Zipdrive":

Dick's Missus Knows How to Please, August 2, 2004
In an age of loose cannons such as Teresa Heinz Kerry, it's refreshing to see a potential first lady such as Lynne Cheney create a novel sure to please everyone from fun loving fundamentalist Christians to plaid flannel dykes, from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine. Sure, Lynne is married to handsome, virile and dashing Dick Cheney, but even wonderful Dick can get tedious at times. Lynne proves that even the cutest red dress wearing Republican lady craves a little gal on gal action at times — and as long as the gals don't want to get married — who's to mind? Lynne's book was said to inspire her daughter Mary to sing a favorite childhood song: "I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad." I look forward to Lynne's new book she plans to write once her husband retires in November. I heard the working title is, "Ellen: Do To Me What Your Hubby Told Leahy To Do To Himself."

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