He Just Got It

(I suppose it's not good form to make fun of someone's ailments, but — what can I say? — I'm not perfect.)

This is how I imagine Dick Cheney before his trip to the hospital this weekend:

"She's (gasp, gasp)...a...(gasp, gasp)... WHAT?"

Cheney Undergoing Hospital Tests
US Vice-President Dick Cheney is taken to hospital after experiencing shortness of breath.

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