Fun With Forms

I love the American Family Association's on-line forms!

Here is what they wanted me to send today:

Dear Governors Romney, Douglas, and Doyle,

I am deeply troubled and concerned over the actions of Judge Edward Cashman, Judge Alan Bates and Judge Suzanne Delvecchio in your respective states. Their actions indicate that they care more about pity for the offender than justice for the victim.

I strongly urge you to address the particular situation in your respective states to make sure that justice is done in each of these cases. Surely you don’t want your state to get the reputation as being a protector of child molesters.

And here is what I sent:

Subject: Catholic Priests Must Be Stopped from Sexually Molesting Our Children!

Dear Governors Romney, Douglas, and Doyle,

I am deeply troubled and concerned about the actions of judges in your respective states. Their actions indicate they care more about pity for the offender than justice for victims.

Specifically, I strongly urge you to address the particular situation in your respective states to make sure justice is done in cases where Catholic priests have sexually abused children. Surely you don’t want your state to get the reputation as being a protector of Christian child molesters.

As a footnote, if anyone thinks this degrades the level of discourse, you should note the AFA addresses the civil servants to whom they want these e-mails sent as "Governors of Molesters."

Is it necessary to remind everyone I am as Christian as anyone? I just abhor using religion to exercise false power in a very un-Christian way. The AFA is a bunch of Nazis.