Makes Sense to Me

>From an e-mail I received, post-election (the edits are mine):

Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing the American emblem from an eagle to a condom. Spokespeople for the Bush administration say it is because a condom more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
   
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

It just doesn't get more accurate than that.