A Suggestion For The Next American Family Association E-Mail

Why not just cut to the chase?

Dear "Pro-Family," Anti-Individuality/Tolerance/Freedom/Equality/
Compassion/Understanding/Open-Mindedness Folks:

Your time is valuable, so let me get right to the point —

Gays, gays, gay. Gay = Bad. Apocalypse imminent.

Please send me money today.

Sincerely,

Donald Wildmon
Chairman & Founder
American Family Association